Hello, my name is Greg Rutter and I do lots of interesting things. Like what? Well . . .

I'm a writer at Wieden & Kennedy in Portland. I work on primarily on Dodge and Chrysler, and even won an Emmy for that Chrysler "Imported From Detroit" ad. I can't really take credit for it, but I can look forward to my obituary reading "Emmy award winner Greg Rutter died in a horrible steak accident on Easter Sunday." If you'd like to see some of the other work that I've done in the past click through some of the links I have listed to the left.

I'm an idea contributor to The Onion, having work featured in their IFC show The Onion News Network as well as their online video segments.

I'm a former Internet celebrity. I didn't invent it or anything but I've seen most of it. Check out my website You Should Have Seen This to see the 99 things you should have seen by now. Along with about 15 other professional comedians I edit Tumblr's #LOL board. I've also worked on a lot of other side projects that have also gotten good traffic

But if you want a quick way to get to know me do one of these things: